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An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Adam Lambert.

Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.
This crazy Sparkle Cow is freaking out because I said "Adam who"?
by Ragged September 06, 2013
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A sparklecow is a wonderful friend to a wonderful person.

named because sparkles are awesome and cows are awesome, but together WOW!

***Does not refer to Adam Lambert in anyway.
Edgar the Stick Buffalo is my sparklecow.
by AnonymouslyAwsome May 02, 2010
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