Sparkle Cow 

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Adam Lambert.

Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.

This crazy Sparkle Cow is freaking out because I said "Adam who"?

Sparkle Cow by Ragged September 6, 2013

sparkletower 5000 

collective name for the female sexual reproductive system.

origin: comes from what happens when you take a mould of the female genitalia and sprinkle it with glitter

girl 1: omg my lady parts hurt!
girl 2: you mean your sparkletower 5000?

sparkletower 5000 by H&R Block January 1, 2022

sparklecock 

Specifically, fellatio from a horseface when both of you are quite bladdered/monged.

3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in Cabbagetown, and I wound up getting sparklecocked by chick from Rexdale in a an alley in Forest Hill Village.

sparklecock by spivey May 19, 2004

sparklepowerrr 

The greatest person alive but only comes around once a week

YAY SPARKLEPOWERRR JOINED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

sparklepowerrr by Mav4ricka October 24, 2019

sparklecock 

that would be:

getting a hummer by a horsefaced bitch who is drunk on mexican wine.

bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.

sparklecock by wreckage May 17, 2004

Sparklecow 

A sparklecow is a wonderful friend to a wonderful person.

named because sparkles are awesome and cows are awesome, but together WOW!

***Does not refer to Adam Lambert in anyway.

Edgar the Stick Buffalo is my sparklecow.

Sparklecow by AnonymouslyAwsome May 2, 2010