Spanktard

A person so stupid you feel the need to spank their dumb ass into cognitive awareness. see slaptard

I've seen cups of coffee with more intelligence than you spanktard!

Spanktard by Jon Merlin May 10, 2006

skankard 

Skankard.

A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.

Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!

skankard by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019

spagtard 

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009

Spankadoodle 

a Legendary fluffy blue creature that spies on its enemy's. the spankadoodle is a word used when you have lost something precious to you

Has anyone seen my spankadoodle

Spankadoodle by Lucca Clarkson June 11, 2018

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

spamtard by Soy December 1, 2003

Spankadex 

The "pictures" of hotties in your mind. The hot chicks at the mall earlier in the day that you think about while you spank off at home

Like a rolodex in your mind of all the hotties that you know.

Me: Dude! Check out that hottie!
You: Man, she is fine, I am going to add her to my spankadex

Spankadex by Beerbomber January 10, 2009

Spaniard Movement 

The Spaniard Movement is a way of life; in pursuit of strength, honor and excellence. It is embodied by Maximus Decimus Meridius, the protagonist in the Ridley Scott-directed film "Gladiator." A general who became a slave, and a slave who became a gladiator. He was known as Spaniard.

I will butcher my final exams. I am on the Spaniard Movement.

Spaniard Movement by Spaniard (Maximus) January 6, 2011