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How you feel when you get an erection. A declaration that you have noticed an attractive woman. Similar to "schwing!"
-number one babe, Megan Fox...SPANK!
Spank! by Lettiere March 4, 2010
Words you can keep
1. A disciplinary measure for children whereby the child is striken on the bottocks, either bared or clothed, with either the hand or an implement such as a wooden spoon.
2. A fetish were but consenting adults strike each other on the butt to induce sexual pleasure.
Al: <spanks Sally>
Def. 1: Sally cries.
Def. 2: Sally moans with pleasure.
spank by Anonymous October 8, 2002
To hit one's buttocks for sexual pleasure; usually goes along with the fetish of one of the partners.
Ron: You've been a naughty girl, haven't you? *spank*
Amy: Mmmm... Yeah, I've been bad... Spank me harder... Ooooh...
spank by mphouz August 20, 2011
Verb
1. To slap on the buttocks with a flat object or with the open hand, as for punishment.

2.Adults smack eachothers buttocks w/ flat object such as a belt for sexual pleasure.
1.Frank <spanks Lisa>
Lisa:: <crying>I won't ever do it again,daddy!!

2.Frank <spanks Lisa>
Lisa::<moaning> I've been naughty. Spank me harder,harder!
spank by YOURMOM May 13, 2005
What is feared as a kid, and usually desired by an adult.
Kid: No! I'll behave and be a good boy. Don't displine me!
Adult: Yes! I've been misbehaving and been a bad boy! Discipline me!
1. masturbate
2. hit across buttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly
1. "Man, I'm gonna spank to that Alisha Klass video tonight."
2. "Next time you spill your drink, I'll spank you."
3. "Brother, the Cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow."
spank by Jenesis October 2, 2005
A sexual fetish act where a submissive woman's ass is playfully tanned by a dominant man for both their pleasure. However, if both the man and the woman aren't consenting adults, it becomes ABUSE and is ILLEGAL

Spanking can either be bare handed or with a spanking implement like a hairbrush

Spanking can either be over the knee or on a spanking horse. It can also be used as a non-sexual disciplinary measure.
My husband spanked me real hard yesterday night and I can't sit down today.

The hot chick I took home yesterday night was acting up so I took her in hand and spanked her sweet ass and she loved it.
Spank by gguuyyguygguuyy January 16, 2010
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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