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Damn Spanito.
Spanito by ChiefRockaBo November 4, 2011
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A girl named tatiana who is short and latina
That girl over there is a spAnito
SpAnito by Feedis March 5, 2017
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"he was born in Barcelona, he's spanito"
spanito by 5hunny March 30, 2020

spankito suave 

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis
"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."
spankito suave by Batrastard July 5, 2003

spanikopita 

(noun): a sassy female spaniard with a bit of 'tude. Differentiates from a chonga in the sense that spanikopitas originate from hawaii. They also are not known for having sharpie liplines or glued bangs.
That girl in Lilo and Stitch is such a spanikopita.
spanikopita by Bbygrllaquisha May 29, 2010
A term for the most extreme troll artist or pilot...
The troll face just evolved into a Spanton!
Spanton by KadAbrar December 26, 2012

Spañiorita 

A spanish hot girl!
Friend: Who is that girl you have been dating?
You: She´s from Spain, A real Spañiorita!
Spañiorita by haxme December 11, 2011
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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