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spanky wank 

When a man spanks himself as he masturbates
Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.
spanky wank by dievfksi October 10, 2016

spanky wanka 

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)
Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka
spanky wanka by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

spanky wanka 

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)
Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka
spanky wanka by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Spanky Wanky 

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.
Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!
Spanky Wanky by Davo375932 February 2, 2021

Spanky Wanky 

The action of a child hitting a family member, other than direct family, due to them being angry or annoyed
Little Edward gave a spanky wanky to his aunt because she kept on calling him little baby

Spanky Wanky 

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
Spanky Wanky by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021