Space bats

Bats that live in space. No they dont wear helmets. No they dont breathe. No they dont eat space mice. No they r not space cats. Yes they eat space mosquitoes. Yes thousands die every year from space shuttles hitting them. Yes this is a serious cause. Yes we need to help them. No nothing is being done.

“Yo space bats are crazy!”
“I know right. Like how do they breathe?”

by Jemilia Karnipp December 29, 2018

Spacebat

Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.

Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.

"On a cool spring eve March 15th, 2009 a bat, crippled and wistful, clung to the Space Shuttle Discovery as it was thrust toward the great beyond. Goodbye and godspeed, my magnificent Spacebat."

-gizmodo.com

by AmbroseKalifornia March 19, 2009

Spacecats

Incompetent

That new korean mmo is being published by Enmasse, so you know the CM will be Spacecats.

by Moginator May 4, 2017

spacebattles

A forum at which, if we can attract such stellar minds as Mellian to go off at us and attempt sad attempts of humor, can only be doing something right

"Go away forever Mellian, we don't want you here!" cried Spacebattles, but alas, to no success.

by Centy January 24, 2004

spacebattles

1. Battles that happened in space, usually with ships, satellites, asteroids, mechs, and such. More commonly seen in science-fiction, yet to happen in real life...as far as we know.

2. In reference to forums.spacebattles.com, a message board that started as a guestbook discussing 3d animation and science-fiction, now running off on Xenforo and better servers with over 50k members and recently reaching 20 million posts.

Spacebattles, the place filled with wretched members who signed off their souls upon joining and filled with villainy. Where Mellian continues to inhabit as the heart and soul of the forum, at the annoyance of some members and moderators. ;)

by Morticia Mellian October 7, 2016

spacebase

smoking crack rocks dipped in PCP

George W. Bush: How much for the spacebase tito?
Tito: 40 a rock you stupid pathetic excuse for a president

by nigger_hater April 29, 2003

spacebase

n. Crack cocaine dusted with phencyclidine. Appeared for several moments in Chicago the 1980s. Evidently its effects are so disturbing that neither hardcore dusters nor crackheads will do it twice.

User A: Let's do this spacebase I got.

User B: Later for that. I'd rather eat broken glass.

by Witness10mm October 3, 2005