Moistie

n. attractive, young, and innocent-looking female. Can be traced to Hawaiian infotech emigres to the San Francisco Bay Area circa 1995.
You shoulda seen da hella moisties at that Tibetan Freedom Concert in Golden Gate Park last week.
by Witness10mm August 10, 2005
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Mexican

A drinking game played with 2 dice. Drinks are doled out to those throwing low dice, with the exception of those throwing a 2/1, also called, for unknown reasons, a "Mexican." Other throws in the game have names as well, for instance, a 5/2 is a "Betty Ford" and a 1/1 is "tits".
Not content with a round of Quarters, the sausage party moved on to Mexican until the Blatz ran out.
by Witness10mm January 09, 2006
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industrial engineering

College major adopted by prospective engineers dauted by courses in circuits, physical chemistry, thermodynamics, statics, fluid and soil mechanics, genetics, C++, talking to girls, and sobriety. The type that registers for that Stochastic Models class because he thinks it involves naked Croatian shutter fodder.

Nuclear engineering student: Yo Witness, word has it you dropped the bomb on civil engineering.
Mechanical engineering student: Yeah, you fumbling toward the Interesting and Easy?
Civil engineering student: Imaginary Engineering?
Biomedical engineering student: Inside Edition?
Industrial engineering student: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
by Witness10mm October 07, 2005
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Northwestern

A socially-OK 4-year college just north of Chicago, IL, USA. Student body is composed of fair-to-poor athletes, dateless engineers-in-training, and those who are, for some reason, studying Radio, Television, and Film. Its women's lacrosse team is well known for its footwear. Not to put too fine a point on it: Charlotte Rae and David Schwimmer went there.
You'll laugh!
You'll cry!
You'll kiss $64K (in 1985 dollars) goodbye!
Go U! NU!
by Witness10mm July 22, 2005
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spacebase

n. Crack cocaine dusted with phencyclidine. Appeared for several moments in Chicago the 1980s. Evidently its effects are so disturbing that neither hardcore dusters nor crackheads will do it twice.
User A: Let's do this spacebase I got.

User B: Later for that. I'd rather eat broken glass.
by Witness10mm October 01, 2005
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internet

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
by Witness10mm October 06, 2005
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iron

That mean-lookin' bloke over there with the leather and the beard? Iron as Tinkie-Winkie.
by Witness10mm July 13, 2005
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