Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AmbroseKalifornia

SHOTGUN CROSSBOW.

Double-barreled shotgun crossbow used by Willem Dafoe's character in the 2010 vampire horror film Daybreakers. The single greatest vampire-slaying weapon this side of the sun.

Okay Ash, you've got the chainsaw. Buffy, you get Mr. Pointy. I get the SHOTGUN CROSSBOW.

by AmbroseKalifornia January 9, 2010

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Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.

Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.

"On a cool spring eve March 15th, 2009 a bat, crippled and wistful, clung to the Space Shuttle Discovery as it was thrust toward the great beyond. Goodbye and godspeed, my magnificent Spacebat."

-gizmodo.com

by AmbroseKalifornia March 19, 2009