Spühlhörweite 

Noun, to be in someone's Spühlhörweite - you hear things from that person which you'r rather not want to hear. Can be used for actual sounds (like a toilet flush, fart, sexual moaning, ...) OR, and this is probably the main benefit of this word, for information you'd rather not want to know about (see examples below).

Any ideas for more examples are welcome!

Example 1
"I'm currently plagued with diarrhea"
"Sh.. you are in my Spühlhörweite" or "Now you are entering my Spühlhörweite"

Example 2
When your relatives or bff have sex next door and you can hear them
"These guys having sex in my Spühlhörweite... :-("

Example 3
"Sometimes I eat my boogers"
"This is clearly in my Spühlhörweite"

Spühlhörweite by aldespin May 25, 2021