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S low, O ld, W ide(s): Portly, barely-moving senior citizen couple who plod the grocery aisles side-by-side w/ their shopping carts. They are oblivious to others trying to pass around them - possibly due to hearing and visual problems.
I would have gotten home sooner from the store if it was for a couple of SOWs blocking me.
SOWs by masterlad November 8, 2007
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sows wild oats 

Idiom

sow one's wild oats, to have a youthful fling at reckless and indiscreet behavior, esp. to be promiscuous before marriage.

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He's a guy who sows wild oats.
sows wild oats by jimhern January 22, 2011
She is a strong independent person a loyal friend who seems to always doubt her self. She always puts her friends and family as a priority. She may look down on her self but everyone loves the energy she brings to a room and her perfect smile.
sowsan by she’s ok April 6, 2020
A man who sires sows, often referring to someone who leads a team of bad players in a player-vs-player game.
That guild leader should have his rank called the Sowsire because they're so bad.
sowsire by kalraketh February 12, 2022

sow's ear 

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"
sow's ear by Murph February 19, 2004