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SOWs

S low, O ld, W ide(s): Portly, barely-moving senior citizen couple who plod the grocery aisles side-by-side w/ their shopping carts. They are oblivious to others trying to pass around them - possibly due to hearing and visual problems.

I would have gotten home sooner from the store if it was for a couple of SOWs blocking me.

by masterlad November 8, 2007