South Beech

Any gay person who has been hanging out on South Beach longer than some of the trees.

See (Order: Fagales

Family: Fagaceae

Genus: Fagus)

Like a tree, Claude had basically planted himself on South Beach. In fact, he's a South Beech.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

South Beach Tow

A Fake Reality Television series where people get their Cars Towed. Has it's funny moments, but we all know it's fake. And has some Drama with other towing company, goodfellas towing. Takes place in Miami, Florida. The Company is called " Tremont Towing" Belive it or not, The Company DOSE Exist. But all the drama you see is fake. And and Channel it airs on, Tru TV, Admitted to some scenes being scripted.

But Bernice is my Favorite. She's a bad ass

Drew- Let's Watch some people act like idiots when they get their cars towed!
Jonathan - What show is that?
Drew - South Beach Tow!

by Drew the Russian December 23, 2013

South Beach Spray Tan

It's a Cleveland Steamer, but when the dumping party has diarrhea.

Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.

by JackAttack21 December 4, 2012

take my talents to South Beach

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.

Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"

by blaze1984 July 11, 2010

South Beach Diet

The Atkins diet for dummies.

Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".

Anyone who thinks the South Beach Diet is different than Atkins is an idiot.

by GAWII March 24, 2011

I'm taking my talents to south beach.

A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.

Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.

by Blabbidy July 10, 2010