South Africa 

A country that is in sy moer in with a lot of potholes, And the president is an ass.You will altyd look drunk of dodging the potholes

South Africans:
" Bloody eskom!!"

South Africa by Jagter October 18, 2022

South Africa 

A country that is in sy moer in with a lot of potholes, And the president is an ass.You will altyd look drunk of dodging the potholes

South Africans:
" Bloody eskom!!"

South Africa by Jagter October 18, 2022

South Africa 

A shithole governed by the ANC.

Kobus: Why can't we get the DA into power?
Willem: Because everyone here in South Africa keeps voting the corrupt ANC in.

South Africa by 1YANOU #1 FAN June 22, 2023

south africa 

The nation that consistently battles it out with Colombia in a little game called "Who's The World's Murder Capital?".

South Africa's murder rate per 100,000 citizens: 55.3 (1999)

Colombia's murder rate per 100,000 citizens: 56.0 (1998)

The United States's murder rate per 100,000 citizens: 5.6 (2002)

south africa by Bunga Bunga September 28, 2004

South Africa 

South Africa enjoys the dubious distinction of having the world's highest crime rate, as the nation's government and security control has virtually collapsed since the introduction of majority rule in 1994.

Given a choice between working as a KBR contractor in Iraq and getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars versus going to South Africa in 2010 for the World Cup, you'd be better off going to Iraq. You're less likely to die, and at least you'll go home with more money than when you left. At least in Iraq, the security forces are marginally less likely to kill you than the insurgents, whereas in South Africa, you are three times more likely to be a victim of crime at the hands of the police than at the hands of a civillian.

South Africa by A South African who escaped December 6, 2006

South Africa 

South Africa is the coolest country in Africa. It has some of the best surfing spots in the world. South Africa, contrary to popular to belief, is very modernized in certain areas. Big cities like Cape Town, Johannesburg, Pretoria(the capital), and coolest of all, Durban. Go to South Africa sometime! It's awesome!

I went to South Africa this summer and it was fucking awesome. The surfing there is incredible!!!

South Africa by dunst December 14, 2004

south africa 

south africa - the best country ever! so so so nice and hot! gorgeous beaches, hot sun, sexy lads what more can you ask for! the best time to go is winter time in england - summer time in south africa. still nice and hot in april but starts gettting colder around end of may until about middle of september. temperatures don't go lower than 10degrees in pretoria nt much lower than that in durban. cape town is the coldest at that time. a really nice place to go is sun city in pilanesburg.

absolutely beautiful country, does have a few minor bad points. but overall wicked. nicest places to go are durban, sun city, cape town, pilanesburg safari, mpumalanga, noth western province. good word to use over there is - lekker -

south africa by sarah March 17, 2005