A type of vest which has soup and gravy dribles down the front, this is mainly worn by 50 year old men with no hair and they try and chat-up little kids on the internet.
Man: ooo a vest
sales assistant: no youdon't need that yet, your only 30
man: ok, reserve me one of those soup stain vests for 20 years time.
The act of inserting a teabag attached to very long string into someone’s asshole until it reaches their stomach, then slowly pulling out the teabag, which will have absorbed a lot of the person’s inner colon and will have a foul grey-ish yellow texture similar to your mother’s homemade soup or grits.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)