Gusomilk

A family friendly film made by Pixar you can only find by searching through Google. It’s about an adorable eel making it’s way through a treacherous tunnel. Definitely recommend it if you’re looking for a film to watch with your auntie.

Son: Golly gee, I can’t decide what movie to watch…

Dad: Why son! Why don’t we watch Gusomilk?

Son: Oh boy! I love Gusomilk!

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Cuphead

A passive aggressive term used at Caucasians. Describes them as arrogant lazy inbreds who’s heads have liquid instead of functioning brains. AKA The N Word for White People.

“Get your filthy hands off me you dirty fucking cuphead!”

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 21, 2021

Hasta La Vista, Dipshit

Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.

Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper?
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.

“You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

HELP

THIS IS NOT A DEFINITION I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE GARAGE DOOR PLS CALL 911

HELP

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Analbag

That weird feeling when you’re slowly letting out a fart and it feels like bubble slowly inflating out of your asshole.

“Yo Charlie! Hold up! I gotta squat and let this Analbag out, it’s annoying the shit out of me…”

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Swishboop

The sound I make when I’m dragging my fat cock behind my ankles. The “boop” is from the darn thing constantly breaking shit every time I take a step.

Co-Worker: Hey man, how’s w-WOAHSHIT *Falls over*
Me: Sorry man, I’m Swishboop’in, I can’t help it.

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021