Definitions by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary

Cuphead 

A passive aggressive term used at Caucasians. Describes them as arrogant lazy inbreds who’s heads have liquid instead of functioning brains. AKA The N Word for White People.

“Get your filthy hands off me you dirty fucking cuphead!”

Cuphead by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 21, 2021

Gusomilk 

A family friendly film made by Pixar you can only find by searching through Google. It’s about an adorable eel making it’s way through a treacherous tunnel. Definitely recommend it if you’re looking for a film to watch with your auntie.

Son: Golly gee, I can’t decide what movie to watch…

Dad: Why son! Why don’t we watch Gusomilk?

Son: Oh boy! I love Gusomilk!

Gusomilk by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Swishboop 

The sound I make when I’m dragging my fat cock behind my ankles. The “boop” is from the darn thing constantly breaking shit every time I take a step.

Co-Worker: Hey man, how’s w-WOAHSHIT *Falls over*
Me: Sorry man, I’m Swishboop’in, I can’t help it.

Swishboop by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

HELP 

THIS IS NOT A DEFINITION I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE GARAGE DOOR PLS CALL 911

HELP

HELP by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Hasta La Vista, Dipshit 

Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.

Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper?
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*

Hasta La Vista, Dipshit by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Soupstring 

The act of inserting a teabag attached to very long string into someone’s asshole until it reaches their stomach, then slowly pulling out the teabag, which will have absorbed a lot of the person’s inner colon and will have a foul grey-ish yellow texture similar to your mother’s homemade soup or grits.

“JESUS CHRIST THAT’S WHAT A SOUPSTRING IS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????”

Soupstring by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Analbag 

That weird feeling when you’re slowly letting out a fart and it feels like bubble slowly inflating out of your asshole.

“Yo Charlie! Hold up! I gotta squat and let this Analbag out, it’s annoying the shit out of me…”

Analbag by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021