soup can

The vagina, hootch, cunt, pussy, snatch...etc

Alternate additions:

Tomato Soup Can (on the rag)
Broccoli Soup Can (riding the fungii train)
Angel Hair Noodle Soup Can (hairy soup can)

Damn, that bitch has one nasty soup can!

by PReel May 9, 2009

soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 10, 2002

soup can

The dick that eats like a meal. Easy access and high in protein.

Mike opened up the soup can for all to enjoy, and no one left unfulfilled.

by Mr B. Beauty February 22, 2004

Soup Can

A dick that is as fat as a soup can

Tommy’s soup can left me hurting in the morning

by Soup Can Sam September 27, 2018

soup cans

Apparently, it is what labels are for.

-You wear so much Abercrombie, you're such a prep!
-ZOMG STOOPID LABELZ R 4 SOUP CANS!

by Katinthehat April 27, 2007

Soup-Canning

Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.

The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.

by NickKennedy September 13, 2008

Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004