soundblaster 

soundblaster is a line of soundcards from creative labs that have a history of crappy drivers. Now, there cards install and work well. The sound quality blows away the onboard realtek junk.

I got a soundblaster X-fi xtremegamer hooked up to 5.1 channel surround sound. Before, I had onboard realtek junk hooked up to stereo speakers!

soundblaster by shnizel June 17, 2008

Soundblaster 

A generally overpraised and overpriced sound card that dies after a week if your lucky enough to get it to install properly.

Jhon: ( Static )
Tim: "Still no sound man"
Jhon: (Static)
Tim: "I think its Time for the third SoundBlaster this month man"

Soundblaster by Shrader July 27, 2006

Soundblaster 

Soundwaves just as superior self decked out in black and red. A deadly foe and as he would say when he was Soundwave, autobots inferior. They will fall.

Sound blaster and Soundwave are the same person and are the worst. 3$3833$393$3&3$*seizure noise*”LORD MEGATRON PLEASE DONT HURT ME!” Said megatrons “female dog”. “ Alright humans as you know the word Soundblaster and Soundwave means superior. NOW PLEASE LET ME HO MEGATRON!” Whined Megatrons little “female dog”

Soundblaster by Mr. Snez the Soundwave Support November 28, 2020

Soundblaster 

A really good youtuber.

Man, DanTDM is such a Soundblaster

Soundblaster by kzhe March 2, 2022

Soundblaster 

Soundwave repaint

Soundblaster is so jealous of Soundwave

Soundblaster by H FYI gdhdh May 16, 2022

Tokyo Sandblaster 

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.

1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.

Tokyo Sandblaster by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010

Charm City Sandblaster

When a girl with extremely chapped lips blows you.

My girlfriend gave me a charm city sandblaster and now my dick hurts

Charm City Sandblaster by TheBigSilly May 7, 2018