Soummo is a handsome and cool boy. He deserves a happy life. His girlfriend will be fortumate to have him.
He will kick your ass if you insult him.
Never looks back.
He will kick your ass if you insult him.
Never looks back.
The name is Soummo.
by The Brutalist November 24, 2021
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Paulie: Sup fuckstick did you hear about E?
Bobster: No, what up?.
Paul: You won’t believe it. Well…you know she lost her job 6 months ago. She couldn’t find a job and out of desperation, she totally sold out. Three months ago she flew to Mexico, was artificially inseminated and is now pregnant with a dozen little ones. She did it for fame and money and is completely open about it.
Bobster: Snap! She is the last person I thought would fall into that trap. What a Slummom Millionaire. I thought she would take the stripper route if anything.
Bobster: No, what up?.
Paul: You won’t believe it. Well…you know she lost her job 6 months ago. She couldn’t find a job and out of desperation, she totally sold out. Three months ago she flew to Mexico, was artificially inseminated and is now pregnant with a dozen little ones. She did it for fame and money and is completely open about it.
Bobster: Snap! She is the last person I thought would fall into that trap. What a Slummom Millionaire. I thought she would take the stripper route if anything.
by jigglemesac March 26, 2009
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I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!
by FauxFoe February 15, 2018
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by oracle March 7, 2005
Get the summon a bus mug.Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
by Artagan000 May 3, 2021
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Get the Summoning Salt mug.1)To perform a special move in the Square game Final Fantasy X-to summon Aeons; creatures under the character Yuna's command.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.
Guy1-"Dude! I'm totally kicking Seymour's ass!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"
Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"
"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"
Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"
"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"
by SubjectSin February 2, 2009
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