Soummo 

Soummo is a handsome and cool boy. He deserves a happy life. His girlfriend will be fortumate to have him.

He will kick your ass if you insult him.
Never looks back.

The name is Soummo.

Soummo by The Brutalist November 24, 2021

Slummom Millionaire

When a woman has no regard for life and is artificially inseminated producing 6 or more babies at once for fame and wealth.

Paulie: Sup fuckstick did you hear about E?

Bobster: No, what up?.

Paul: You won’t believe it. Well…you know she lost her job 6 months ago. She couldn’t find a job and out of desperation, she totally sold out. Three months ago she flew to Mexico, was artificially inseminated and is now pregnant with a dozen little ones. She did it for fame and money and is completely open about it.

Bobster: Snap! She is the last person I thought would fall into that trap. What a Slummom Millionaire. I thought she would take the stripper route if anything.

Slummom Millionaire by jigglemesac March 26, 2009

summoning the genie 

Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.

I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!

summoning the genie by FauxFoe February 15, 2018

summon a bus 

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

summon a bus by oracle March 7, 2005

Summoning the monkey 

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.

Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.

Summoning the monkey by Artagan000 May 3, 2021

Summoning Salt

The best speedrunning Youtuber out there. A Youtuber that is both famous and unknown.

"Have you ever heard of Summoning Salt?"

Summoning Salt by anonymous November 10, 2020

Summoning My Aeons 

1)To perform a special move in the Square game Final Fantasy X-to summon Aeons; creatures under the character Yuna's command.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.

Guy1-"Dude! I'm totally kicking Seymour's ass!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"

Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"

"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"

Summoning My Aeons by SubjectSin February 2, 2009