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stechroned
stechroned by Claire Blazarious May 25, 2010
somechick
n. A clumsy, clutzy, technologically aware nerd-girl made more attractive by her lack of motor control. The sort of person who would paint her computer with nailpolish whilst compiling a new kernel then bang her head on a door on her way to make tea.
I thought she was just any old gamer chick but then she slammed her finger in the window. Now I realise she's a bit of a somechick.
somechick by CuriousShade September 15, 2008
sotcher
One who, because of an obsessive compulsive disorder, fears the sound of his urine being heard by others. The result: he urinates with his dick in the toilet water.
sotcher by Landon Buckingham August 8, 2007
SovTech
Spelled COBTEX in Russian, SovTech is the Soviet Technological war machine that produced the AK-47, T-34 tank, and the White Russian. Used by every Soviet Leader from Jesus through Putin, SovTech is the world's foremost producer of weapons, armor, and vodka dispensers. Feared worldwide as the premier producer of Stolichnaya Vodka, SovTech is the only industrial conglomerate ever to create a famine and cause winter at will.
Timeline...
0 AD - Jesus is born and SovTech is created
33 AD - Jesus dies, SovTech lives on
900s AD - SovTech creates Russia from scattered Vikings
900s-1917 AD - SovTech rules Russian Empire
1917 - SovTech establishes the USSR
1930s - SovTech institutes a famine
1941 - SovTech creates winter
1947 - SovTech perfects AK-47
2007 - SovTech lives on...
Timeline...
0 AD - Jesus is born and SovTech is created
33 AD - Jesus dies, SovTech lives on
900s AD - SovTech creates Russia from scattered Vikings
900s-1917 AD - SovTech rules Russian Empire
1917 - SovTech establishes the USSR
1930s - SovTech institutes a famine
1941 - SovTech creates winter
1947 - SovTech perfects AK-47
2007 - SovTech lives on...
SovTech is the instrument of doom that really won World War II.
SovTech can control the weather.
RUN!! IT's SOVTECH!!!!!!!!!
Game over... SovTech wins...
SovTech can control the weather.
RUN!! IT's SOVTECH!!!!!!!!!
Game over... SovTech wins...
SovTech by The Soviet February 19, 2007
stech
verb. (1) (a) To maintain high expectations combined with sharp criticism with the intent to advance the performance of another; esp. To combine harsh assessment and feedback in an academic environment to promote learning. (b) To zero out. (2) To get good.
noun. (1) One who steches. (2) An individual of high standards who applies the same to his surroundings.
noun. (1) One who steches. (2) An individual of high standards who applies the same to his surroundings.
When the professor couldn't open the assignment his student submitted because it was in a *.eps format, he steched the work with a zero and left the comment, "Next time use an industry standard document type that I can read."
Teacher 1: Did you see that sweet mechanism that student made? I've never seen a wheelchair move so effortlessly.
Teacher 2: Yeah, but that clown used 304 Stainless instead of 316. So I sided with my inner Stech and gave him a C.
Teacher 1: Did you see that sweet mechanism that student made? I've never seen a wheelchair move so effortlessly.
Teacher 2: Yeah, but that clown used 304 Stainless instead of 316. So I sided with my inner Stech and gave him a C.
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