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Chimp technic 

The chimp technic is a technic that involves the attacking of the groin very brutally. Chimps attack people mainly by aiming for the you know where. In some incidents they ripped the balls off of a man.
I got into a fight with some dude and i won by using the chimp technic and roundhouse kicked and ripped his balls.
Chimp technic by anonymous April 12, 2021

toliet technic 

when you and a other person shit in each others mouth swallo and chase it with each others piss and repet until you both die of bacteria
toliet technic by DADDY DANNNY April 21, 2021

Lego Technic 

An annoying system containing pain and tiny parts that make your life a living hell.
Jake: Bro, do you know about that technic crap.
Jenna: Yeah, technic sucks bro.
Jake: Lego Technic sucks.
Jane, Jenna, Janice, and Jessica: Nah really?
Lego Technic by QZ101.7 April 19, 2023

Meta-Technic 

* The idea that technology has progressed or become “meta” to be what is commonly considered to be technology. A clear example being A.I. and its independent, self directed evolution, regardless of the influence or lack thereof by its creators.

* The idea that due to the ever increasing technological progress in a short time span, ideas of “Modernity” and “Postmodernism” no longer accurately describe the current setting of the world.

* The idea that technological advancement will increase in such complexity that it will be indistinguishable from the biological and organic world in which it takes place.
“Dude, ChatGPT is getting so good, I’m worried it’s gone Meta-Technic.
Meta-Technic by Gily September 21, 2025

Jack, Talk, and Devour technic 

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.
"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."

technissimo

An IT guy with the attitude.
... and that's the computer center, home ground of the technissimo.
technissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018