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(Sósaph'ed):

Verb / Transative

1: to GIVE UP suddenly or abruptly
2: To abandon something casually and without tribulation
3: To drop your gear in Midgard and hit the bifrost without telling any of your teammates. Then you remain actively talking in "livegames" voice chat to add to the confusion.

4. Quitting a game suddenly, most likely to make out with Iankun: but then again, who could blame you?
a. "Bro, I gotta Sosaph out of this round. I gotta get ready for school."

b. "Bro, I hate my wife, I think I might Sosaph out of this marriage."

c. "My fish died last night. He Sosaphed out of the tank."
Sosaph by Dett's Guide October 2, 2021
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Sosiphobic 

Fear of sosi, fear of talking to sosi, fear of being with sosi in social situations that is extremely intrusive and can have markedly debilitating effects on personal and professional relationships
Masry is sosiphobic
Sosiphobic by Masry-san July 9, 2021

sousaphone 

The sexiest instrument in the entire world, next to the tuba. These instruments are so studly that anyone that plays one is instanty recognized as a god, stud, or downright playa.
"Wow, like, did you see Tuba when he was playing that new sousaphone? I thought I was going to pass out from sheer lust."
sousaphone by Tuba MoFo January 13, 2006

Sousaphone 

The tuba that Stewie Griffin uses to follow fat people around.
I want that tiny sousaphone.
Sousaphone by MTGKING456 June 26, 2014

Soaphawk 

A form of mohawk that is stylized by the character "Soap" MacTavish in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Characterized by short, thick hair, this mohawk is not your average hairdo. The Soaphawk is only visible in MW2. In MW1, playing as "Soap", you can't exactly see your own hair.
MW2 Fan 1: "Dude, that guys has an awesome Soaphawk!"
MW2 Fan 2: "Dude, I know!"
Soaphawk by MW2 Fan February 3, 2010

sousaphone player 

The best of the best in the marching band. Covered in bitches and drowned in hoes. Best all the way around. Best hair, best kiss, best face, best body and best sound. No one is above the sousas.
Omagash look at that sousaphone player. He/she is so fine. I got to get with that sousaphone player when nobodys around.

Sousaphone 

A portable tuba often used in marching bands.
Dude what is that giant thing.

Its a sousaphone. Its like a tuba only cooler, because its portable!