sasaphrasquatch

a large creature - a mix between a sasquatch and bigbirds friend sasaphras - usually snacks on little boys masturbating in the woods and befriends woodland creatures
shortname - sas

billy - did you see that giant sas eat up joey?
bob - ya but why was he with that bunny?
billy - i dunno lets see if urban dictionary will tell us
bob - *take's out laptop*
billy - holy crap he was masturbating!
bob - holy crap our conversation is on urban dictionarty
now im writing sasaphrasquatch cuz ud told me to

by sasaphrasquatch March 30, 2009

Sasafrasquatch

Wandering half-yeti from the icy northern lands of Quebec. Has done battle with numerous notable foes, including Spiderman. His drum playing skills are kick-ass!

"Look out! It's fuckin' Sasafrasquatch!"

by DQ!!! January 29, 2003