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Susaphone
The most epic/stupid instrument in marching band. People who play it are either ridiculously skinny or morbidly obese, and have some sort of character disorder. The players are slightly insane, because the instrument weighs about 40 pounds, and it rests directly on a single shoulder for the majority of a 3-5 hour practice.
Good players talk about playing riddiculously loud, and how the susa's suck, and how if they had contra's they'd be much better.
Good players talk about playing riddiculously loud, and how the susa's suck, and how if they had contra's they'd be much better.
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Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone
A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"
Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"
Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010
sousaphone
The sexiest instrument in the entire world, next to the tuba. These instruments are so studly that anyone that plays one is instanty recognized as a god, stud, or downright playa.
"Wow, like, did you see Tuba when he was playing that new sousaphone? I thought I was going to pass out from sheer lust."
sousaphone by Tuba MoFo January 13, 2006
sousaphone player
The best of the best in the marching band. Covered in bitches and drowned in hoes. Best all the way around. Best hair, best kiss, best face, best body and best sound. No one is above the sousas.
Omagash look at that sousaphone player. He/she is so fine. I got to get with that sousaphone player when nobodys around.
sousaphone player by the sousa boss August 9, 2015
Sousaphone
Sousaphone by loves me some ehm geeh beeh. August 10, 2009
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