Susaphone

1. You do not know how to spell sousaphone and ended up here.
2. You are thinking too much about Among Us and mashed sousaphone and sus together.

Guy: Yooo look at that susaphone!
John Philip Sousa: Susaphone? It's sousaphone, you idiot.

Susaphone by Jacobsf September 12, 2021

Susaphone

The most epic/stupid instrument in marching band. People who play it are either ridiculously skinny or morbidly obese, and have some sort of character disorder. The players are slightly insane, because the instrument weighs about 40 pounds, and it rests directly on a single shoulder for the majority of a 3-5 hour practice.

Good players talk about playing riddiculously loud, and how the susa's suck, and how if they had contra's they'd be much better.

That susaphone player's a real duchebag.

Susaphone by Vivasol October 2, 2011

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone 

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"

Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010

sousaphone 

The sexiest instrument in the entire world, next to the tuba. These instruments are so studly that anyone that plays one is instanty recognized as a god, stud, or downright playa.

"Wow, like, did you see Tuba when he was playing that new sousaphone? I thought I was going to pass out from sheer lust."

sousaphone by Tuba MoFo January 13, 2006

Sousaphone 

The tuba that Stewie Griffin uses to follow fat people around.

I want that tiny sousaphone.

Sousaphone by MTGKING456 June 26, 2014

sousaphone player 

The best of the best in the marching band. Covered in bitches and drowned in hoes. Best all the way around. Best hair, best kiss, best face, best body and best sound. No one is above the sousas.

Omagash look at that sousaphone player. He/she is so fine. I got to get with that sousaphone player when nobodys around.

sousaphone player by the sousa boss August 9, 2015

Sousaphone 

A portable tuba often used in marching bands.

Dude what is that giant thing.

Its a sousaphone. Its like a tuba only cooler, because its portable!

Sousaphone by loves me some ehm geeh beeh. August 10, 2009