Sortifact

A comical combination of "sort of" and "artifact" used to describe objects with no real monetary worth, but are unusual and fascinating nonetheless.

person1: hey i found this weird purple bottle cap in the sand.

person2: cool a sortifact!

by steve man mcgee February 8, 2022

Shartifact

A pair of underwear that someone has attempted to hide or discard after said person had shit themselves.

Dammit Bobby, I discovered your Shartifact in the bathroom trash can!

by Sir SwizzleStix December 3, 2019

shartifact

The discovery of a shart that was believed to be a fart at the time it was heard. Frequently encountered when changing the diaper or underwear of a loved one, eg. a baby.

I was holding my newborn daughter and heard her fart. When I went to change the diaper, I discovered a little shartifact.

by peter royal November 4, 2008

Shartifact

Upon moving into a new house and finding a shartifact in the garden such as gnome or sundial

I found this Shartifact by the pond, it’s one of those cheap shitty garden ornament things sold in a rip off garden centre bought by old cunts with too much money and not enough taste.

by CB4PEE-OH! April 4, 2020

sustifaction

Better than satisfaction. Its sustainable satisfaction!

Sustifaction its a thing nowadays.

by tkondomi October 16, 2020