Shartifact
A pair of underwear that someone has attempted to hide or discard after said person had shit themselves.
Shartifact by Sir SwizzleStix December 3, 2019
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shartifact
The discovery of a shart that was believed to be a fart at the time it was heard. Frequently encountered when changing the diaper or underwear of a loved one, eg. a baby.
I was holding my newborn daughter and heard her fart. When I went to change the diaper, I discovered a little shartifact.
shartifact by peter royal November 4, 2008
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Shartifact
I found this Shartifact by the pond, it’s one of those cheap shitty garden ornament things sold in a rip off garden centre bought by old cunts with too much money and not enough taste.
Shartifact by CB4PEE-OH! April 4, 2020
Shartface
n. shart-fays
Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010
Shartinate
1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.
Shartinate by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007
shatisfaction
"On the Pleasure Pyramid, shatisfaction falls somewhere between getting a really sticky booger off your finger, and an orgasm."
shatisfaction by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003
Sharifat
The most beautiful girl with her mesmerising smile in this entire universe. Everyone loves her because her of her sarcasm jokes.
Sharifat by Bawang Merah November 19, 2019
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