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Someone for Everyone
40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..
Someone for Everyone by Based Fiend March 18, 2021
to donkey-head someone
To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head
To donkey-head someone:
Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!
Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?
Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.
Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?
Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)
Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!
Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?
Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.
Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?
Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)
to donkey-head someone by AyOxford January 20, 2014
Somers High School
A public school in westchester that is not only 99% white, but also 99% vape. All everyone cares about is football or track (even though no one really cares about track other than the people that do it) The schools have the money for 12 drug talks a year, but not air conditioning in all the classrooms. The only thing that is good about it is Matt Carr canceling school and the teachers don't give a flying fuck about the kids. All the kids are in the typical cliche groups and all you hear while walking in the hall is cursing or gossiping.
Somers High School by synebee May 3, 2018
to push someone's broom
To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.
A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::
George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"
Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."
George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"
Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."
to push someone's broom by meluvcheese22 July 12, 2015
somebody toucha my spaghet
A crime punishable by death in multiple countries including Italy. This as an act on the most ruthless of criminals commit.
somebody toucha my spaghet by deadly Mexican January 16, 2018
Missing someone
Missing someone or something in your life is like when you think you’re going to go home and see them there and they’re not. It literally feels like there is a part of your heart missing and it hurts. Even when you forget about the pain momentarily it’s always there in the back of your mind. It’s when you’re alone when it hurts the most and all you can do is think about them and everything else in life seems pointless without them.
Missing someone by missing my pup November 12, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026