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smurfuckintastic 

A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.
Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!
smurfuckintastic by Think Amaar November 14, 2011

Superfuckinastrocunted 

When you achieve a higher tier of existence and have to let everyone know how smashed you are
Mate, I am superfuckinastrocunted- I wanna freestyle so bad

superfucked 

The state of being entirely screwed and/or fucked over by a given set of circumstances, either brought on by outside forces or by one's self.
Did you hear that Eric is totally superfucked for that interview he has tomorrow? He's in way over his head.
superfucked by Woodyyeahyeah January 5, 2009

superfuckingmario 

superfuckingmario is a website that is based around a Mario (from the Super Mario franchise) balloon.
The website asks you if you "have ever wanted superfuckingmario", superfuckingmario being a reference to the balloon, and proceeds to request you to "order superfuckingmario $$$ today".

Its a really fucking dumb and silly website.
Person 1: Man, i really want superfuckingmario today...
Person 2: You should go to superfuckingmario.com if you want to order superfuckingmario! Mine arrived today, im totally satisfied with it.

sherfuck holmes 

a girl who is a slut, whore, or easy to have sexual relations with. Thus, she is a "sure-fuck".
-You had sex with Amanda?
-Yea
-That's nothing to brag about, she is a "sherfuck holmes".
sherfuck holmes by Alex216 March 24, 2008

Somberfuck 

A jealous-like person who is severely butthurt, offended at things that they can't achieve e.g they can't beatbox properly, they can't become the world's #1 Porn Star, they can't master this or become that, pretty self explanatory. The worst part of a Somberfuck is that they post on social media butthurt statements and shit. They are like butthurt people but even worse.
Somberfuck: "OMFG, I Didn't make it into FaZe, Fucking Temperrr whyyyy he didn't recruit me!" "Like, seriously guys!"

Random Dude: Chill out, somberfuck.
Somberfuck by Kozza February 19, 2015