A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.
Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.
superfuckingmario is a website that is based around a Mario (from the Super Mario franchise) balloon.
The website asks you if you "have ever wanted superfuckingmario", superfuckingmario being a reference to the balloon, and proceeds to request you to "order superfuckingmario $$$ today".
Person 1: Man, i really want superfuckingmario today...
Person 2: You should go to superfuckingmario.com if you want to order superfuckingmario! Mine arrived today, im totally satisfied with it.
A jealous-like person who is severely butthurt, offended at things that they can't achieve e.g they can't beatbox properly, they can't become the world's #1 Porn Star, they can't master this or become that, pretty self explanatory. The worst part of a Somberfuck is that they post on social media butthurt statements and shit. They are like butthurt people but even worse.
Somberfuck: "OMFG, I Didn't make it into FaZe, Fucking Temperrr whyyyy he didn't recruit me!" "Like, seriously guys!"