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Shmience 

A description that uses real scientific terms to say something that is actually complete gibberish.
"The virus, after parthenogenesis, enters the spine via osmosis and begins mitochondrial fusion."

"That is complete shmience."
Shmience by aphraela December 23, 2012
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sodience 

another word for crying in the club
- yo why you crying
- sodience
sodience by kal pop choccy milk February 3, 2021
Sodiene- it's a mixture of soda and codeine... Preferably lebron James 6mixx and some codeine syrup poured into it!!!
So today I made a new word as sippin my sodiene drink!!!
sodiene by Tron318 June 29, 2014

Sodienye 

Sodienye by Tooslickap September 26, 2023
An word used to shit on the scientists that create fake articles recurring science and waste their time on reddit trying to correct a guy in a debate
''Soyience? you mean science? 🤓☝''
''Yeah bro, i hate fuckin' Soyience.''
Soyience by theguyonyourwalls January 25, 2024
A highly politicized and skewed form of "science" that is not objective at all, but subjective towards a particular approved narrative.
It's 2024, and Cody still wears a mask and gloves whenever he leaves the house, because he trusts the Soyience.

Matin is so hopelessly lost in the Soyience, that he's been boosted 10 times, and wears a mask when driving in a car, by himself.
Soyience by Hot Rangus July 2, 2024