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Shmience 

A description that uses real scientific terms to say something that is actually complete gibberish.
"The virus, after parthenogenesis, enters the spine via osmosis and begins mitochondrial fusion."

"That is complete shmience."
Shmience by aphraela December 23, 2012
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sodience 

another word for crying in the club
- yo why you crying
- sodience
sodience by kal pop choccy milk February 3, 2021
Sodiene- it's a mixture of soda and codeine... Preferably lebron James 6mixx and some codeine syrup poured into it!!!
So today I made a new word as sippin my sodiene drink!!!
sodiene by Tron318 June 29, 2014

Sodienye 

A real nigga boy hell you talm bout
Boy that boy Sodienye a real nigga boy really really
Sodienye by Tooslickap September 26, 2023
An word used to shit on the scientists that create fake articles recurring science and waste their time on reddit trying to correct a guy in a debate
''Soyience? you mean science? 🤓☝''
''Yeah bro, i hate fuckin' Soyience.''
Soyience by theguyonyourwalls January 25, 2024
A highly politicized and skewed form of "science" that is not objective at all, but subjective towards a particular approved narrative.
It's 2024, and Cody still wears a mask and gloves whenever he leaves the house, because he trusts the Soyience.

Matin is so hopelessly lost in the Soyience, that he's been boosted 10 times, and wears a mask when driving in a car, by himself.
Soyience by Hot Rangus July 2, 2024
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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