Shmience

A description that uses real scientific terms to say something that is actually complete gibberish.

"The virus, after parthenogenesis, enters the spine via osmosis and begins mitochondrial fusion."

"That is complete shmience."

by aphraela December 23, 2012

shmeence

A word with multiple meanings, can be used in a derogatory sense or as a greeting, or as a way to describe your behaviour from the previous day. Can be shortened to eence for similar effect

Dude, i was so shmeenced last night!

Oh Hi shmeence

That girl has got such a shmeence face bet she takes it up the shmeence

by shmeence2012 June 10, 2011

Shwience

The name given to somebody who reads a single paragraph on a particular subject and then thinks he’s a scholar.

Is that medically backed research or plain shwience.

by The_Chaps August 21, 2025