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A highly politicized and skewed form of "science" that is not objective at all, but subjective towards a particular approved narrative.
It's 2024, and Cody still wears a mask and gloves whenever he leaves the house, because he trusts the Soyience.

Matin is so hopelessly lost in the Soyience, that he's been boosted 10 times, and wears a mask when driving in a car, by himself.
Soyience by Hot Rangus July 2, 2024
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The highly biased form of "science" that is not objective at all, but highly subjective, skewed toward a particular political narrative.
Cody has had 10 boosters and drives in his car with a mask, even when he's alone, in 2024, because he trust the soyience.
Soyience by Hot Rangus July 2, 2024
Soyence is the abuse of science (or pseudoscience) to push a political agenda. In soyence, data is cherry picked or even invented to prove a supposed point. Anything which contradicts it is ignored, or accused of being patriarchal etc. Unlike real science, it does not tolerate multiple viewpoints, or require proper peer review. Like real science, it does change, but only to support whatever political viewpoint is fashionable this week.
"Have a look at this article in the Guardian which says gravity is a social construct and discriminates against big people."
"Nah, mate, that's just soyence."

"It's really ageist not allowing ten year olds to drive trucks. Scientists say they have great communication skills and spatial awareness."
"That's soyence too."

"Fact check: Humans are just another type of animal, and chimps share 99% of our DNA. Therefore chimps should be given complete human rights."

"Fact checked by soyence more like."
soyence by RayBidd May 11, 2021

sodience 

- yo why you crying
- sodience
sodience by kal pop choccy milk February 3, 2021