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Shmience
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A description that uses
real
scientific terms to say something that is
actually
complete
gibberish
.
"The
virus
, after parthenogenesis, enters the spine
via
osmosis
and begins mitochondrial fusion."
"That is complete shmience."
Shmience
by
aphraela
December 23, 2012