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Sokoled

A situation where by almost every probability you should win, but you still lose.
A: Hey bud I saw that girl was all over you last night. How was it?

B: Terrible. We got over to her place and everything was going great then suddenly she gets a call and her grandma died.

A: You totally got sokoled
by Mr MO February 18, 2013
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sokol

A cool ass dude, who is actually quite hot!

He has lots of male and female friends, he is always out and about, a general geezer!

A very likable guy, someone you wanna hang around with.
A mate for life.
"we throwing a bad ass party tonight"

"we gotta invite Sokol"
by whosdatovader February 6, 2010
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Sokol

-Hey do you know how he looks?
-He looks Sokol as hell
by Dank Empire June 7, 2018
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Jeff Sokol

Having orange juice and pizza together. A combo made famous by the TCAP guest star of the same name.
Wow. A Jeff Sokol? Actual tap water would've been better. You gonna go assault some kids after this, you sick freak?
by Ktanaka December 6, 2022
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(to) pull a Sokol

When a girl gives you an indirect but obvious hint to sleep with her but you misread it as a coincidence and don't want to look like a rapist by making a move. Instead you look even more like an asexual incel by denying her offer.
(to) pull a Sokol
K: "Dude I was just watching Netflix with that pretty girl and she moved my hand on her tits. I didn't want to make a move because I'm not a rapist and stuff. Morals, you know, but still awkward."
T: "Bro are you just not into girls? You just pulled a big Sokol."
by not impct November 13, 2018
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Jeff Sokol special

Chris went to Planet Pizza and ordered a Jeff Sokol Special.

I wanted to make the usual Jeff Sokol special at home but my vegan date was coming over, so I used vegan pepperoni and vegan cheese instead.
by Rian Gigs January 29, 2023
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Sokol's Duckbutter

unpleasant accumulation of nut sweat, dirt, grime, and exfoliated nutsack, often experienced or produced by hours of rigorous physical activity or an extended amount of time spent sitting inside a hot vehicle.
Sokol's duckbutter has made Ryan throw up several times.
by UofA Sucks October 27, 2011
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