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softonic 

A piece of shit website that you should never download things from
Guy: Hey, i just downloaded this cool new program on your pc!

Me: ummm, where did you download it from?

Guy: softonic

Me: YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'LL SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR DICKHOLE!!!
softonic by TheShortCake December 12, 2017

tooth-softening 

adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.
Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."

Hardened while softening a hard one 

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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