Softonin

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Softonin Stage 3 in progress.

Softonin by Agent Axel June 14, 2023

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softonic

A piece of shit website that you should never download things from

Guy: Hey, i just downloaded this cool new program on your pc!

Me: ummm, where did you download it from?

Guy: softonic

Me: YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'LL SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR DICKHOLE!!!

softonic by TheShortCake December 12, 2017

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tooth-softening

adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.

Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."

tooth-softening by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007

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Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

Hardened while softening a hard one by Shitisms July 4, 2017

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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