softonic 

A piece of shit website that you should never download things from

Guy: Hey, i just downloaded this cool new program on your pc!

Me: ummm, where did you download it from?

Guy: softonic

Me: YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'LL SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR DICKHOLE!!!

softonic by TheShortCake December 12, 2017

Softonin 

You are on the right track, Player.

Softonin Stage 3 in progress.

Softonin by Agent Axel June 14, 2023

softoxic 

An individual who usually acts all soft and nice and whatnot, but then relentlessly bullies a person they dislike, usually via ragebait. If the person they bullied says something messed up to them, they'll usually try and use it to sabotage them.

The majority of Twitter users are softoxics, and the two terms are usually synonymous. Below is an example of a softoxic in a forum.

ILOVETWITTER462: im so silly lalala :3
Flumbus99: yo guys whats up
ILOVETWITTER462: shut the fuck up we all hate you
InnocentBystander7: uhh what?
Flumbus99: i just wanted to say hi
ILOVETWITTER462: dont care you suck
Flumbus99: kys softoxic
Flumbus99 has been banned: death threats
ILOVETWITTER462: wtf what did i do wrong!?!????!?!???!??
InnocentBystander7: dude don't instigate

(and the cycle repeats)

softoxic by FlumberFan9448 November 26, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022