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stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers
Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?
stool softeners by JSMAX October 6, 2010

Shortliner 

A shortliner is a term for a group charter fishermen who have been indoctrinated into a fisheries management plan by one of the seven regional fishery management councils. Most likely against their will, with a crappy allocation and undue regulations
The halibut shortliner fleet in 3A needs an larger allocation
Shortliner by humonguslingus September 20, 2012

Softener 

Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.
My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.
Softener by Airen521 February 7, 2021

Crusty Softener

The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.
Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?

Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
Crusty Softener by psycho_words March 15, 2011

Stool Softener 

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."
Stool Softener by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014

Softeners 

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?
Softeners by Joe876543 August 29, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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