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Softshell Crab Sandwich 

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

softshell turtle 

When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
Hey new guy, wanna see my softshell turtle?
softshell turtle by Tail Razor August 21, 2017

dirty softshell 

the act of ooping in a woman's vagina, pouring salsa and lathering guacamole on it, and then having sexual intercourse with the woman.
Man I gave Maddie Streff the worst dirty softshell EVER last night!

Chinese Softshell Turtle 

Chinese Softshell Turtle are found all parts of China, they are bred in the mass due to their tasty meat.Nowadays, Albino Softshell Turtles are bred for the international pet trade.
Hey bob, I just got a baby Chinese Softshell Turtle, he's an albino.

Be careful rob, your Chinese neighbor's might eat it.

soft shell taco 

That girl is tight. Landing strip or triangle?

Nah man, soft shell taco.
soft shell taco by Adambom42 April 20, 2018

sutshell 

a kind of shell defines of cyber-language
NOW, I'm in sutshell & cyberweb, seeking for a variety of language.
sutshell by 杉嵐 February 20, 2023