Socksua 

Rich guy who likes Fortnite

Socksua is goated

Socksua by socksua.smith November 19, 2023

socksucker 

a way to say cocksucker around younger people.

While your child is in the room and you want to call your woman a cocksucker: Hey, why do you have to be such a socksucker?

socksucker by hi5000 August 15, 2011

Bi Sacksual 

Someone who alternates between paper and plastic bags at the supermarket.

Clerk: Would you like paper or plastic?

Shopper: Surprise me, I'm Bi Sacksual

Bi Sacksual by axe2grind March 14, 2009

bi-sacksual

Able to use either paper or plastic bags.

MArk told the cashier that they could bag his grocerys in paper or plastic becasue he was bi-sacksual.

bi-sacksual by Anonymous October 23, 2003

socksual intercourse 

you are in a rush to have sex. you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.

girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1

socksual intercourse by jimboween May 23, 2008

socktuality 

socktuality is the sexual feelings or emotions towards others sock, (not your sock) or that well be socksturbation.

1- i like my friend's sock and i want to sock it.
2- her socktuality is long socks.
3- i can do a socksome with her and her pinky socks.

socktuality by sock king February 24, 2019

bi-sockual 

one who wears two different colored socks

Mike: Hey Jill you have two different socks on?

Jill: Yeah, I know. I'm a bi-sockual.

bi-sockual by Izzie-bee April 2, 2010