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The process of when a male proceeds to ejaculate (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. The sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. This activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.
"Tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation".
Sock Baby by Gil-Dawg August 17, 2008
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tube sock baby 

A rather controversial method of conceiving a baby by way of tube sock ejaculation. It is unknown how this process actually functions as a technique become impregnated, although, it is unsurprising that it has been done.
Kizzy unexpectedly conceived a tube sock baby after a fun-filled night of crack smoking and dick sucking.
tube sock baby by the sniper September 14, 2008

baby sock 

a tiny penis
Damn! You got a baby sock.
baby sock by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Baby Sock 

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?
Baby Sock by jiblet84 September 18, 2012

sockbaby 

n: an infant version of the sock people; usually taken care of by honkies
That sockbaby... is a sockbaby Jesus. Sock Savior to the Sock people, and I've come.. TO TAKE IT!

-Davis, alien
sockbaby by MTSkull February 22, 2004

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026