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Soccer Game 

A child-like game in which a grown ass man, Evan Hollander, expresses his physical athletic capacities.

Includes: A goalie, a soft soccer ball, a garage door, and Evan Hollander hurting himself.
Everyone's back in town? SOCCER GAME!
Soccer Game by PrestonThompson July 25, 2011
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Soccer game 

Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!
Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."
Soccer game by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Mexican Soccer Game

While someone is giving someone anal sex, a third person jumps in the room and gives the receiver a series of swift kicks to the groinal area.
Mary wouldn't stop complaining, so her boyfriend asked his buddy to jump in and give her the meanest mexican soccer game in history.
Mexican Soccer Game by M m October 22, 2006

Pro Soccer Game

“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”

“He must be a closeted homosexual.”

Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》. 

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Person 343: Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》.

soccergaming.tv 

Soccergaming is an online forum community full of imbeciles who like to talk about anything apart from football or any other sport.
The idiots like to talk about certain people and obsess over people such as Lee Stewart.
The moderators claim to be in their "20s" and "mature" but it's quite the opposite, they sad pathetic morons who spend their days sitting on their fat backsides posting messages and they do not distribute anything to society, they are outcasts, losers with no moral to get a life.
"Soccergaming.tv was such an idiotic forum that I had to delete my account and further my screen away from eyes, otherwise I'd be sucked into their own moronism. They are freaks with no lives, stay clear of the forums" - An ex-member testimonial.
soccergaming.tv by Mr A Nal May 27, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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