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Soccer game 

Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!
Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."
Soccer game by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Mexican Soccer Game

While someone is giving someone anal sex, a third person jumps in the room and gives the receiver a series of swift kicks to the groinal area.
Mary wouldn't stop complaining, so her boyfriend asked his buddy to jump in and give her the meanest mexican soccer game in history.
Mexican Soccer Game by M m October 22, 2006

Pro Soccer Game

“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”

“He must be a closeted homosexual.”

Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》. 

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Person 343: Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》.

soccergaming.tv 

Soccergaming is an online forum community full of imbeciles who like to talk about anything apart from football or any other sport.
The idiots like to talk about certain people and obsess over people such as Lee Stewart.
The moderators claim to be in their "20s" and "mature" but it's quite the opposite, they sad pathetic morons who spend their days sitting on their fat backsides posting messages and they do not distribute anything to society, they are outcasts, losers with no moral to get a life.
"Soccergaming.tv was such an idiotic forum that I had to delete my account and further my screen away from eyes, otherwise I'd be sucked into their own moronism. They are freaks with no lives, stay clear of the forums" - An ex-member testimonial.
soccergaming.tv by Mr A Nal May 27, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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