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soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
by Kris September 20, 2003
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Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.
Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”
by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018
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Soberiety

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.
Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.
by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010
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sorerity

Noun. Annoying and persistent pain in the ass, as it's like sored throat. Ain't got no cure because it will keep coming back later.
Dick: Yo, ain't Sherry broke up with you?
Me: Damn man! that girl keeps calling me and bring back ol' time stories. She's one big time sorerity, I'll give her that!
by blakraytsf April 15, 2016
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Sobarity

1. The state of 'normal' consciousness and physical existence for a human. The state of being sober, and of not being under the influence of mind/body altering substances.
After this I will return to sobarity.
by Drherbyhand October 17, 2010
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Soberitus

A disease caused by not consuming enough alcohol
"The last time I got drunk was like 2 weeks ago!!" "Oh dear! I think you need to go to the doctors.. It sounds like you have soberitus!!"
by WillandClaire February 1, 2013
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