Sobernoia 

The sudden urge to utterly swear off weed after going without for several days due to deviation from your normal, weed ensconced routine.

Me: Yo, Tbone, I've come to realize I may not be making the best choices for my personal health. I'm off the weed man. Hanging up my Spurs.

Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?

Me:. Well, I mean...

Sobernoia by TheCav January 14, 2018

Sobernormativity 

Sobernormativity is the anti-drug belief that sobriety is the norm and therefore the only acceptable way of life. Proponents of sobernormative lifestyles will often drink at parties, only to judge someone else for smoking up or doing harder drugs.

Sobernormativity is associated with sobriety, losers, boredom, and the fact that too many people are in jail for wanting to have fun.
Sobernormativity is also known as an antonym to soberphobia.

Frank: I got busted for pot possession while driving through Mississippi!
Siavash: What a fucking sobernormative state!

Frank: Yeah, I bet the cop was a supporter of sobernormativity.
Siavash: Let's go to San Fran and take acid since they're not as sobernormative there.
Some Loser: Sobernomativity is social construct made to protect you! Everyone should always be sober and blah blah blah blah blah, because I haven't tried drugs and I don't know what I'm missing out on.

Sobernormativity by Siaman February 3, 2015

Sobercoaster 

A large mob of not-drunk people wandering around campus on Friday nights.

"Look at those losers riding the sobercoaster."

Sobercoaster by lindseysaid September 6, 2011

showernoia 

1. The fear experienced in the brief moments before getting wet in the shower. Common showernoias include the fear of cold water, and the fear of too much water pressure, etc.

2. The fear of being murdered in the shower.

1. I have showernoia every morning. My shower is like a fire hose from the north pole.

2. Ever since Psycho came out almost 100 years ago, people have had showernoia.

showernoia by M.C. Chicken December 31, 2009

Sobernose

(noun) a person who does not take part in the act of smoking marijuana. This person is designated the title "sobernose" because he is better able to detect the scent released by the marijuana.

"I asked the sobernose if it smells like...like skunk and smoke...or some shit....like that. Good ish, dude."

Sobernose by chocotocofatmom673 September 8, 2011

sofernia 

Well,her real name is Sofia,but I like to call her Sofernia to annoy her.

Me:Hey, Sofernia!

Sofernia:Fuck you,man.
Me:I’m a girl Sofernia,come on,your not that dumb.
Sofernia:Fuck off!

sofernia by Mwahahabitch September 27, 2018

Soberian 

The friend who is always sober, and babysits all their drunk friends.

(Soh - bare - ian)

I’m getting drunk with my freinds at the club today, she’s a soberian so she could take all of us home.

Soberian by Jesusislord12 November 18, 2018