showernoia 

1. The fear experienced in the brief moments before getting wet in the shower. Common showernoias include the fear of cold water, and the fear of too much water pressure, etc.

2. The fear of being murdered in the shower.

1. I have showernoia every morning. My shower is like a fire hose from the north pole.

2. Ever since Psycho came out almost 100 years ago, people have had showernoia.

showernoia by M.C. Chicken December 31, 2009

showerboat 

A combination of a female receiving a golden shower from one person (male) while a second person (male) is motorboating her.

Also known as a Montreal shower boat

Unfortunately, Grace was not up for some showerboating last night.

showerboat by J VanderSnoogen September 2, 2011

Showermonia

Not wanting to Shower any day of the week (CAUTION can be spread)

Eww you smell!

you got the showermonia

Showermonia by Urfatmxm January 2, 2022

Sobernoia 

The sudden urge to utterly swear off weed after going without for several days due to deviation from your normal, weed ensconced routine.

Me: Yo, Tbone, I've come to realize I may not be making the best choices for my personal health. I'm off the weed man. Hanging up my Spurs.

Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?

Me:. Well, I mean...

Sobernoia by TheCav January 14, 2018

Showernotten 

When an inmate requests a shower from a CO and is denied due to reasons such as: disciplinary sanctions, time constraints, facility movement, etc.

"CO. I wanna a shower" "You can have a showernotten"

Showernotten by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025