A prolific womanizer that has an on and off genital herpes problem. Many blisters are on and around the genitals mostly appearing near the rectum. This man may be identified by the herpes alone. Sometimes at twilight you can hear the WALLET call.
M.C.: OMG! Did you hear that?
L.P.: Don't be scared. It's just the wallet call of the S.S. Sore dick.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.