Snowpox

1.) An illness caused by having the most stereotypical white neighbors possible-- i.e. country music, middle aged, suburban-- that literally gives you hives because of how fucking white they are.

Person A: "Dude, holy fucking shit, my neighbors are so white they gave me fucking hives!"
Person B: "Ah, shit, bro, looks like you got the Snowpox. Counter their country with heavy japanese screamo metal and you're good."

Snowpox by GayBruhMomentsBeLike September 14, 2020

snowpoke 

a person you are snowboarding with that is slowing you down

I went boarding with Mike the other day and he was a total snowpoke. I had to wait forever.

snowpoke by bella!!! March 9, 2009

Snowpocalypse 

A weather condition in which the amount of fallen snow, while not really such a big deal, wreaks havoc on a city, effectively shutting it down and leaving its citizens stunned and unable to see any sign of hope or a return to normalcy. It's perceived much like the aftermath of a nuclear event, but really... it's just freakin' snow!!

In cases of a Snowpocalypse it is really the panicked reaction of said citizens and NOT the actual snow that makes the situation worthy of the title. People simply aren't used to it, lose their heads and blame the city for the weather.

Seattle: December 2008/January 2009

6 days of sheer horror, the likes of which gripped us all in fear and ineptitude. God have mercy on our children as they look back on those dark, dark days of the Great Snowpocalypse.

** Speculation is still pending on whether this was the act of terrorists. No group has yet come forward and claimed responsibility.

Snowpocalypse by eBeth: awesome snow-driver February 24, 2009

snowpocalypse 

Intense, "the sky is falling" reaction to predictions of a winter storm, frequently used in areas not accustomed to snow.

"Stay tuned for more details and what to expect from Seattle Snowpocalypse '08."

snowpocalypse by The Gidge December 22, 2008

Snowpocalypse 2010 

The brain damaging hype of a three foot blizzard affecting the southern maryland region that has reporters excited over mind numbingly routine tasks.

Snowpocalypse 2010 Coverage:

"This is so and so reporting from a huge mound in Chevy Chase!"; "People are walking!"; "People are outside drinking coffee!"; "She has on red boots and a backpack!"; "Driving is dangerous!"

Snowpocalypse 2010 by LowBrow February 6, 2010

snowpoker 

Popular Canadian poker game played outside in the freezing cold weather and the last remaining player takes whatever is left of the pot.

Me and the boys are partaking in a game of snowpoker tonite honey...don't wait up.

snowpoker by the_trapper August 15, 2006