Snowmophobe

A person who hates snow, can typically be equated to The Grinch. Does not like winter in the slightest.

“Ugh Kelly is such a Snowmophobe! Did you hear she’s staying inside and refuses to make snowpeople?!”

by Kawaii_kitten November 4, 2021

Snomophobic

adj. The description of one who fears homosexual snow, or homosexual snow itself; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

Roots:
English-Homophobia
English-Snow

Johnny: Bro, that's some snomophobic shit comin' down out there.

Billy: Yo I know. How the fuck are we gonna snowboard in this gay ass shit? It's not even sticking to the ground

by jokes1296 January 27, 2011

snomophobic

The description of one who fears homosexual snow; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

-"Man, we should board today!"
-"Naaaaa, I'm as snomophobic as hell"
-"What the fuck are you talking about? That snow is straight bro."
-"Yeah, it is. Its like fuckin' icy and there are dirt patches everywhere, man. I'm scared."
-"Fuck. You're right."

by abq127 January 26, 2011

slowmophone

Also spelled as slomophone, or slowmopho/slomopho. A collage of the words slow and motherfucker. Basicly when someone has a "blonde moment" and you just feel like cussing.

Amy: "Gabe.. what are you doing tomorrow for school?"
Gabe: "..........huh?"
Amy: "You're such a slowmophone!"

by Amy Elise January 13, 2008

shomophobe

It is a non-African American person that give a black person chocolate donuts just because they are black with the colorful sprinkles if they are female and nuts if it is a black male, making them both racist and sexist.

You a shomophobe.

by chocolate kat June 30, 2017