Snowmophobe 

A person who hates snow, can typically be equated to The Grinch. Does not like winter in the slightest.

“Ugh Kelly is such a Snowmophobe! Did you hear she’s staying inside and refuses to make snowpeople?!”

Snowmophobe by Kawaii_kitten November 4, 2021

Snomophobic 

adj. The description of one who fears homosexual snow, or homosexual snow itself; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

Roots:
English-Homophobia
English-Snow

Johnny: Bro, that's some snomophobic shit comin' down out there.

Billy: Yo I know. How the fuck are we gonna snowboard in this gay ass shit? It's not even sticking to the ground

Snomophobic by jokes1296 January 27, 2011

snomophobic 

The description of one who fears homosexual snow; Often used to describe snow that is not adequate for athletic and/or religious activities.

-"Man, we should board today!"
-"Naaaaa, I'm as snomophobic as hell"
-"What the fuck are you talking about? That snow is straight bro."
-"Yeah, it is. Its like fuckin' icy and there are dirt patches everywhere, man. I'm scared."
-"Fuck. You're right."

snomophobic by abq127 January 26, 2011

slowmophone 

Also spelled as slomophone, or slowmopho/slomopho. A collage of the words slow and motherfucker. Basicly when someone has a "blonde moment" and you just feel like cussing.

Amy: "Gabe.. what are you doing tomorrow for school?"
Gabe: "..........huh?"
Amy: "You're such a slowmophone!"

slowmophone by Amy Elise January 13, 2008

shomophobe 

It is a non-African American person that give a black person chocolate donuts just because they are black with the colorful sprinkles if they are female and nuts if it is a black male, making them both racist and sexist.

You a shomophobe.

shomophobe by chocolate kat June 30, 2017