slowmophone 

Also spelled as slomophone, or slowmopho/slomopho. A collage of the words slow and motherfucker. Basicly when someone has a "blonde moment" and you just feel like cussing.

Amy: "Gabe.. what are you doing tomorrow for school?"
Gabe: "..........huh?"
Amy: "You're such a slowmophone!"

slowmophone by Amy Elise January 13, 2008

Snowmophobe 

A person who hates snow, can typically be equated to The Grinch. Does not like winter in the slightest.

“Ugh Kelly is such a Snowmophobe! Did you hear she’s staying inside and refuses to make snowpeople?!”

Snowmophobe by Kawaii_kitten November 4, 2021