Snowlies: snow•lees; noun: drivers of automobiles who, despite experience, still drive at unreasonably slow speeds when snow is visible. See also, blue-hairs; assholes. Variation: snowly, slowny, slownies
Ex: Surface streets aren't great. Santa Fe will be fine but lots of snowlies are out so better give yourself extra time.
A snowman... but more. A snowman you relate to on a personal level. A snowman you would consider a friend. Imagine Frosty the Snowman but like he smokes and drinks.
Matt: Hey! Wanna go make a snowman?
Chris: What?! I don't want to make a stupid ole snowman. We need to roll a blunt and make a snowmie.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*