Cistern Shuffle

The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic
I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.
by JimBim2 April 16, 2009
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Snowmie

Homies/friends you do coke with
Hey Snowmie, keen for some nose beers?
by JimBim2 December 02, 2019
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MAGA Mole

Someone that verbalizes and signals their democratic leaning but are actually closest MAGAs that love guns, camping, and sporting unblazoned red MAGA coloured caps.
Hey John, you constantly spew democratic rhetoric at me but in real life you are a closeted MAGA, you are way too handy on the gun range, love your Patriot Campers, constantly wear flannelette shirts and sport a blank MAGA coloured cap. What gives, bro? Henceforth you will be known as Jonald Trump the MAGA Mole.
by JimBim2 December 18, 2024
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Mobile Slipstreaming

Walking directly behind someone so they can navigate and you can stay glued to the screen.
Dude 1 - Hey, are you taking a photo of the chic's legs in front of you?
Dude 2 - Nope, mobile slipstreaming buddy
Dude 1 - Dubious bro, very dubious
by JimBim2 January 31, 2016
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