Snowlies: snow•lees; noun: drivers of automobiles who, despite experience, still drive at unreasonably slow speeds when snow is visible. See also, blue-hairs; assholes. Variation: snowly, slowny, slownies
Ex: Surface streetsaren't great. Santa Fe will be fine but lots of snowlies are out so better give yourself extra time.
A snowman... but more. A snowman you relate to on a personal level. A snowman you would consider a friend. Imagine Frosty the Snowman but like he smokes and drinks.
Matt: Hey! Wanna go make a snowman?
Chris: What?! I don't want to make a stupid ole snowman. We need to roll a blunt and make a snowmie.