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Snow Shower

The act of cumming on ones self.
My girlfriend wasn’t around this morning, so I took a snow shower.
Snow Shower by Skeetfleet November 28, 2018

snow shower

the act of covering your partner's face in dandruff or peeling sunburn flakes and then coming on said face
joe: man that sunburn on your head is peeling pretty bad

victor: yeah i gave my girl a snow shower last night

joe: thats pretty nasty dude
snow shower by cbaus5 July 29, 2010

hulk hogan snow shower 

When a slut is on her knees surrounded by a circle of muscular men (or former pro wrestlers) who jerk off and blow their loads all over her like it's snowing.
Christen waited for the WWE to come to town, then she snuck backstage for a "hulk hogan snow shower".

golden snow shower 

When you are shovelling snow with a friend and need a warm beverage while you friend has to really pee so they solve two problems with one action.
Person 1: "I'm craving a hot beverage"
Person 2: "I could give you a golden snow shower because I gotta pee."
golden snow shower by psychobtches September 6, 2017

Snow Showers 

The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.
When Tony came after only four strokes, I gave him a nice messy snow shower.
Snow Showers by subnetmask July 19, 2004

SnowyShower 

A SnowyShower is the sexual act of ejaculating into a garbage bag for a week straight, to then let the bag sit in the sun for four days straight after poking three holes in the bag applying the bag to the shower head on the coldest temperature while the ejaculate comes down in lumps upon the persons head.
Dude! Have you ever tried a Snowy shower it's warm, cold, and provides the best massage ever. The lumps falling down on your back will feel amazing

A SnowyShower is the sexual act of ejaculating into a garbage bag for a week straight, to then let the bag sit in the sun for four days straight after poking three holes in the bag applying the bag to the shower head on the coldest temperature while the ejaculate comes down in lumps upon the persons head.
SnowyShower by AbsurdImagination October 9, 2018